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At one point in the past I made a blog. In retrospect, I made it mostly for vain, petty reasons (because I thought I was funny, to have a place to put Simpsons quotes I stole, etc), but it was never very good. I made a few posts, had a few laughs, and then left forever. It was for the best. There’s more reasons for me to not have a blog than for me to have one. Such as:
– I am a terrible storyteller. Most people who hear my stories usually end up being more confused than entertained. I always seem to tell the good parts at the beginning, and save the explanatory stuff for the end, so that when I’m done, people give me the look that is usually reserved for people hawking pyramid schemes. This paragraph is a good example.
– I put things off. I procrastinate. To show you this is true, here is a list of things I have not finished due to laziness:
- Any college application to a college I’ve never ended up attending
- My other blog
- This list
– I speak like English is not my native tongue. I still can’t figure out pronouns.
– Most importantly, I have a million topics I’ll want to talk about: Georgia football. Education. The media. Mountains. Nudity. Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages. Hopefully, in this case, my lack of focus will be acceptable.
On that note, I apologize in advance. Enjoy.
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